Leonard Hatred 12:13 Tue Sep 29
What makes a town a"shithole"?
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It's a term that's bandied about too often, in my opinion.
I mean... what do you want/need from a town?
Anywhere with a big supermarket, a chip shop and a couple of decent pubs is ALRIGHT.
There are not many places that are proper shitholes.
HINCKLEY is a shithole.
It's got some pubs, but they're all horrible and full of cunts, so that makes Hinckley a shithole.
I am in Cowdenbeath at the moment.
There's a Morrison's, a chippy, a takeaway Indian and 4 old school little pubs that sell HEAVY.
I like Cowdenbeath.
Cowdenbeath is GOOD.
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Mr Kenzo
12:15 Tue Sep 29
Re: What makes a town a"shithole"?
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Bargain Booze, Pound Shops and numerous Charity Shops
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Leonard Hatred
12:16 Tue Sep 29
Re: What makes a town a"shithole"?
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Some more gaffs that folk lazily refer to as shitholes that are alright;
Bradford
Merthyr Tydfil
Liverpool
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only1billybonds
12:17 Tue Sep 29
Re: What makes a town a"shithole"?
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What makes a town a"shithole"?
Give it the name LUTON.
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Mr. Burns
12:17 Tue Sep 29
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Luton is an absolute dump.
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El Scorchio
12:17 Tue Sep 29
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A place which is dirty and run down with a lack of decent amenities.
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Leonard Hatred
12:18 Tue Sep 29
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Luton is a bona fide shithole, yes, I'll give you that.
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AKA ERNIE
12:18 Tue Sep 29
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Vexed living there
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Chinkey Weasel
12:19 Tue Sep 29
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Wigan & Hull were very grim but that's based purely on away day visits.
Luton & Watford also.
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Chinkey Weasel
12:19 Tue Sep 29
Re: What makes a town a"shithole"?
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Oh and fucking Bolton
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Iron Duke
12:20 Tue Sep 29
Re: What makes a town a"shithole"?
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The people.
For example, walking around in tracksuits, onesies or dressing gowns, or shirtless if it is hot, drinking beer in public, swearing, covered in shit tattoos on their bingo wings.
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Far Cough
12:20 Tue Sep 29
Re: What makes a town a"shithole"?
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Chertsey is a TOILET
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Mr Kenzo
12:21 Tue Sep 29
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LONSDALE CLOTHING
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Leonard Hatred
12:22 Tue Sep 29
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Watford is not a shithole.
Watford is alright.
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Johnson
12:23 Tue Sep 29
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Did some work in Hastings a few years back, I hope it has improved because it was an absolute fucking toilet.
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Far Cough
12:24 Tue Sep 29
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Hastings was alright back in the 70s when I lived there
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Darby_
12:26 Tue Sep 29
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Sullen locals with crooked teeth.
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ray winstone
12:28 Tue Sep 29
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St Helens, Southend, Redruth, Gravesend to name but a few..
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simon.s
12:32 Tue Sep 29
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Debden has all the attributes.
A few years back, I walked into a boozer to watch us play City. One of those ones where people put down their pints and stare at you. The bloke behind the ramp made sure I didn’t work for SKY before serving me. I only stayed for one half (of football).
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defjam
12:34 Tue Sep 29
Re: What makes a town a"shithole"?
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If it says ESSEX in the address.
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Lato
12:36 Tue Sep 29
Re: What makes a town a"shithole"?
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Simple......it's called Basildon!
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